Here is a list of questions that were never really asked by anyone, and you probably never would've thought of these questions before coming to this page, but here they are anyways.
Note: These questions were actually asked by people. We get tons of email from tons of people who ask the same questions over and over.
Note: Please disregard the above note.
Note: These questions were actually asked by people. We get tons of email from tons of people who ask the same questions over and over.
Note: Please disregard the above note.
Q: You claim that you are a "band", but how come I have never heard of you before?
A: It's because people don't like us or our music.
Q: Your drummer goes by many different names. Why is this?
A: He's a freak. And by "geek" we mean, Andre Ouellette, Man-at-Arms Quotam, Saracen Blood Angel, Ducal Consort of Wolven Fang or Guild Master of Arts and Sciences and of Warriors. We hope this answers your question.
Q: I really like the art on your CD cover, "Time Kinetics". Can I use it for my band?
A: No, because the person that we stole it off of refuses to let someone else use it.
Q: How would you classify your type of music?
A: We are not worthy of classification.
Q: What does your drummer look like drawn?
A:
Q: How come you guys never play any shows?
A: The truth is, adHominem is only one person. And by "person", we mean computer program. I guess adHominem COULD play some shows, but who wants to stare at a computer monitor for a few hours? I mean it's not like people do that. Do they?
Q. How much of your material is original?
According to international copyright law, if it's from another country... it's original.
Q: Your singer has a very unique style in the sense that he sucks.
A: That isn't even a question. And next time, tell us something we don't already know.
Q: Is it really adHominem's guitarist who plays the solo on Spanish City Travels?
A: YES. Jason from Inbound played the original solo (not to be released) but it was too "weak" for adHominem's liking, so Paul, adHominem's real guitarist, wrote the one you heard in order to kick some ass.
Note: Jason is actually a much better guitarist than Paul. The above Answer is entirely fictional, but it makes Paul feel good about himself. The guitar solo on Spanish City Travels, IS played by Jason from Inbound, and kicks much more ass than anything Paul could ever come up with in his lifetime.
Note: Jason is actually a much better guitarist than Paul. The above Answer is entirely fictional, but it makes Paul feel good about himself. The guitar solo on Spanish City Travels, IS played by Jason from Inbound, and kicks much more ass than anything Paul could ever come up with in his lifetime.
Q: Who writes all of your music?
A: A computer algorithm written entirely in Assembly (X86).
Q: What Kind of equipement do you guys have?
A: A Pentium Pro IV 2.9 GHz processor, 1Gb of RAM, and as stated above, notepad for the creation of the ASM files, and of course TASM, to run our algorithm.
Q: Your FAQs don't make any sense. First you talk about the individual members, then you say that all your music is written by a computer. What gives?
A: I like when the mouse kills the cat.
Q: What does your singer look like drawn?
A:
Q: Are you affiliated with the fallacy ad hominem?
A: ...
Q: What's with the CD cover Time Kinetics? Can you explain its meaning?
A: I like when the light hits the head.
Q: Huh? You don't know do you?
A: No. Absolutely no clue.
Q: What's with the intro to "The Template That Forms Life"? What's wrong with you guys?
A: It's a direct by-product of bad timing.
Q. What's with the countless Simpsons references?
A: [Whispering] I think he's talking to you.
Q: Why do you need Paul's consent to do anything related to adHominem?
A: P.A.U.L. is the name of the computer program.
Q: I'm really impressed with André's double bass, how does he train to be so fast?
A: He has studied under the great Gog of Druma, FL. He also eats plenty of fruity loops. Oops, I mean fruit loops.
Q: Why does Jason continually stare at the camera when pictures are being taken?
A: Jason is part deer and his eyes are naturally attracted to light and/or moving objects.
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Q: Are the Elohim Annunakies for real?
Short Answer: Yes.
Long Answer: Yes, yes they are.
Prolonged answer: In short, I would have to agree with the above two answers that they do in fact exist. In conclusion, yes they do exist.
Long Answer: Yes, yes they are.
Prolonged answer: In short, I would have to agree with the above two answers that they do in fact exist. In conclusion, yes they do exist.
Q: What do vegetarians say before eating?
Lettuce eat (Patent pending Andre 2003).
Q: If adHominem were to dress up to play their instruments what would they look like?
They would look awesome. For example:
Jude - Live at the Sudbury Arena:
Paul with his Les Paul - Live at the Mer in Hanmer, ON:
Joey - Live in his garage in Hanmer, ON:
André - Live at Club Seven in Sudbury, ON:
Paul with his Les Paul - Live at the Mer in Hanmer, ON:
Joey - Live in his garage in Hanmer, ON:
André - Live at Club Seven in Sudbury, ON:
Q: As a follow up, do you think KISS overdoes it with the makeup?
Seriously, KISS sucks. Not only do they dress up like IDIOTS, they dress up like IDIOTS. Those senior citizens still think that they're "rocking" out with that ridiculous white makeup. Give me a break. Did you ever look at their outfits? I mean, seriously, what the hell is that? Are they purposely trying to look uncool? They should really consider taking a second look at themselves and see what the clique of today digs. For starters, I would suggest taking a look at a band that's "in", and follow suit. For example, look at adHominem. Those guys look cool when they play live. Their outfits are smoking etcetera.
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